Teenage Head - Teenage Beer Drinking Party Well hide all the antiques, put all your paintings away Now it's my turn to heat up the R . C . A . Open up the fridge, put all that food in the rear Make a lot of room for another couple boxes of beer We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party A teenage beer drinkin' party Dancin' on the living room rug We'll all go lookin' where nobody knows Open all the doors, and maybe try on some clothes We might go Hawaiian, or just dress up straight Just like Daddy, yeah, on his first date There's bodies on the stairs, bodies all over the floor Some of them on the stairs, or just can't find the door We'll hide all the antiques, put all the paintings away Now it's our turn to heat up the R . C . A . Call all the neighbours, you gotta let 'em know This party got started, hey, a couple of weeks ago We all thought the party (hey well) was over at five But we found Daddy's stash, you know, just to keep us alive There's neighbours above me, and neighbours way down below But we don't care, you know we're gonna let er go Teenage beer drinkin' party They never should have left us alone